Tale of the Tape for SEGATHON’s 2014 Ryder Cup
When: TOMORROW! 3pm November 1st
Where: Richfield Rec Center
Series tied at 4-4 with 97 Winning the last 2.
Life Time Individual Ryder Cup Stats (Segathon, POP Stats excluded)
After the demolishing of 97 at the Smallest House in Prior Lake in 2011. There was talk of ending the games. 98 had won 3 straight, the last one they won was so lopsided Doubles was Cancelled.
2012 Ryder Cup eventually came with little fan fair, 97 was fielding a team without Founding 4 Member Andy and would have the worst collective lifetime record ever for the event. Then…..The Miracle in Elko happened. 97 wins in an upset in the closest Ryder Cup ever, Team 97 celebrated by assualting all of Nick’s kids toys as Nick laid roofied in the other room.
Never again thought 98, it was time to take back the Cup and never let it happen again. A new arena was unvield in 2013, and would be the first 97 Home Field Advantage since Andy’s in 2010. And again in happened. 97 wins by an even closer Margin .5 pts! And are now back to back champs and sponsored by the Green Dragon.
Ryder Cup 2014 Tale of the Tape
We come back to the Richfield Recreation Center for the 2014 Games.
98 will Field the Same team as last season hoping to capitalize on team cohesion and the threat of Hugs showing up. Oh you didn’t know Luke invited Hugs???? He did. see this link https://twitter.com/yaktoe/status/528196974952996864
Nate – Reigning Segathon 2013 Champ is 24-4 with a 9 goal Average at RC. Should be a shoe in for 4-0
Brandon – Surprising only a .500 RC Player but went 2-1-1 last year.
Nick – The Three time Champ is a sub .500 RC player but went 3-1 before getting knocked out by the Green Dragon.
Moto – Got a 97 hazing last year, but has a new playing style that 97 will HATE
Hugs – Remember Segathon 2013 when he was almost killed by Jimmy D?
97 at press time will be fielding the Cinderella Team that won back in 2012. All better players now, but the combined record is actually worse than 2012.
Jud – Team Captain, went the distance with Nate at Segathon ’13. The 3 time champ only plays .500 puck at RC but did got 2-1-1 in RC 12
Blair – The Host’s Curse. Having the bed just steps away, Blair goes 1-3 at RC 13. Can’t let this happen again or 97 is Doomed
Luke – 97 Co Ryder Cup MVP (Along with the Green Dragon) is fresh off Surgery already getting weird on Twitter. https://twitter.com/yaktoe/status/528196974952996864
Dan- Ahole Dan gets Kicked out of Chicago and is back on the Team. Looking strong from his Hall of Champions 3rd Place Finish at Segathon 2013. Needs two wins tomorrow night.
Travis – As right now is an alternate but got the rust off at Segathon 13 with a 3-5 record.
Wroge – Another Alternate who probably has 97er Ebola
Grant – Hopefully on the Phone with a babysitter right now
ON TO THE GAMES!
Even though Luke was on the IR for this event
“Assuming I have already been named a starter on the 2014 team after 2 successful Ryder Cup campaigns, I must regretfully step down, ala Tiger Woods, and allow my back time to recover.
Captains, please choose the most worthy player from the list of remaining candidates.
I will resume my normal with the Segathon Fake Hockey Association as Vice President of Made-up Criticisms and Player Despair.
See everyone on the 1st!”
But Luke had to step up when 97 could not find a replacement,
And he went on to start harassing the Leagues Top Player
— Luke Eff (@yaktoe) November 1, 2014
Games were Close…like
— Segathon (@segathon) November 1, 2014
Teams Battled back and forth. Dan and Jud only had 1 loss in Singles keeping 97 in it. Even Nate’s favorite Whalers matchup could not keep up with Corey Millen and The Devils as Juds takes down Nate.
97 was up going into Doubles, even though 98 was saying the Books were cooked by Stat keeper and 97er Wroge
— Segathon (@segathon) November 1, 2014
But in the End 98 Could not be denied, taking down 97 in Doubles, also 98 forgot to use Detroit & the NY Rangers in the end.
— Segathon (@segathon) November 2, 2014