Koko gets a taste of Nick’s WANG

May 8th, 2006

KOKO’S HOUSE – Nick was chosen to introduce NHL 95 to people that are deaf or hearing impaired, but it proved difficult to get the Calgary Flame aficionado to sign on to the project. When interviewed Nick said he finds deaf people “disgusting” and “should not be allowed to speak with that weird deaf tone voice” After weeks of negotiation Nick signed on to promote WANG to Koko the gorilla since she used sign language and did not talk funny.

Thing went along swimmingly as Koko enjoyed watching the weird mannerisms of Nick and signed “Big Nose Funny Kitty” And the two started to play NHL 95 and Koko learned quickly.

As the games went on, Koko began to beat Nick and would select the Flames 1st, this was not to Nicks liking. Nick stated, “If that dirty ape keeps picking Calgary,….and for the last time Koko TURN OFF OFFSIDES! COMPRENDE?”

Things began to disintegrate as Nick stole Koko’s baby and would not give it back until she let him be Calgary and play a best of 7 series. Nick ended up winning in 6 after a double OT win and began to take off his shoes and do a pretend phone call to Koko’s handler saying “Hello, Koko’s handler?, Yeah I was calling to say Koko has rabies and should be put to sleep.” Nick was then hit with 3 lbs of hot gorilla scat.

After Nick had left Koko signed “Bad Nipple Stinky” and folks I could not have said it better.